- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to jump like a black guy.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to have no superpower

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to enter a coma.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

Pointless Super Powers