The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!