- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The ability to breathe out of water.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the ability to die on command

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to jizz money

The power to smell people's moods

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers