The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!