the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have no power

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!