- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to even

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Nothing

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The ability to go to hell.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Pointless Super Powers