- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to block your own powers

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to ejaculate at command

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Pointless Super Powers