- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wish you had a power

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to half transform to something.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers