The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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to do nothing

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!