The power to eat socks

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!