- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of hindsight

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers