The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to jump

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to die

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become powerless

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!