The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Nothing

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!