The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be normal.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!