The power to speak to toasters

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Nothing

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!