- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers