- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to obey gravity

The power to see oxygen.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

power to age faster

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to write pointless superpowers

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers