The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to die

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!