The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to fly in space

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!