The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Justin Bieber

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!