- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to create a unicorn online.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Pointless Super Powers