The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to have no power

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to become demented

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!