The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!