The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!