- Pointless Super Powers

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

+101

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

+101

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

+99

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

+97

The power to die,but only if your alive!

+95

The power to have really sweaty palms.

+93

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

+91

The power to breathe slightly faster

+89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

to do nothing

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to be a snail

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner