the ability to levitate

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!