- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to read your own mind

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to get married

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to jizz money

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to self destruct at will.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to read your own mind

The power to swim on land.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to think of your death and then you die.

Pointless Super Powers