The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Nothing

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!