- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to poo without wiping.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to smell whore

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Pointless Super Powers