the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to not see anything

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to die on command.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!