The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!