The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!