- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

Vanilla scented blood

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to think oppositely

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to read this sentence

The power to extend your pinky toe

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

Pointless Super Powers