- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do nothing

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to age faster

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Pointless Super Powers