Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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being black

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!