power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!