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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The power to not have a superpower
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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.
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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!
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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late
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The power to die every time you are standing on something.
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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,
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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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the power to sleep while standing!
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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20
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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album
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The power to knock yourself unconscious
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.
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The power to turn into a pebble
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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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the power to time travel to the present
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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first
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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm
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power to fly when your underwater
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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
