- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to eat socks

the ability to levitate

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to poop glue.

the power to animate condiments

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers