- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to rite liek dis

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to die on command.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to eat socks

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to get married

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers