The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to make money disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!