The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to die

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!