The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!