The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to die on command.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!