The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to not see anything

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!