- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to be missed when present.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to obey gravity

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

Pointless Super Powers