Really bendy thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The Power To Fly Without control

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to transform into baby food.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to know when a politician is lying

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to get extra homework

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to convert metric to imperial

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to have really sweaty palms.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to shrink boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!