The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!