The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!