the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!