The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!