- Pointless Super Powers

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to be heard in space

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to fire my lazer

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to be good at something your already good at.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!