- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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teleport to the place where you stand

The power to have no superpower

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be missed when present.

To be able to generate cancer at will

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

lol

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers