- Pointless Super Powers

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!