The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Nope. Just nope.

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!