the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!