- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to fail at everything you do

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power drown in water

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers