The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to become powerless

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!