the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!