- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to be a snail

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

To have the power to breathe

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to die when you get old

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers