- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit on the ceiling

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to not have any power at all

the power to enter a coma.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to wish you had a power

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to obey gravity

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers