- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to obey gravity

The power to get arrested

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers