- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no powers

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to unsee the unseen.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to think of the worst superpower.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to get fat in America

The ability to be poor for life

The power to swallow instead of spit

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Pointless Super Powers