- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to read this sentence

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers