- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to transform into Kanye West

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

To have the power to breathe

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to speak in only anime openings

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers