the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to lick your own elbow

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to not see anything

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to never come into existence

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Aweonao

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to change the color of your saliva.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

thumb_up thumb_down +168

blindness

thumb_up thumb_down +164

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

thumb_up thumb_down +158

The ability to part hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +122

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!