The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!