- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see stuff

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to get arrested

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

Pointless Super Powers