The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to jump

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to die.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to control yourself

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to see the past.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!