the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!