The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to release the bogus

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!