- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to break a Nokia

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to become translucent

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Pointless Super Powers